Kingfishers and XXX go to Shootout

Greg Groom says, "The Hockey Voice is on the cutting edge of Hockey Coverage"

Marry Walsh notes, "Nobody is covering hockey like the Voice, the videos are the cat's rectum."

Poop Stains are Everywhere

1st Star Warren Giesbrecht - Slamming the Door
Jason McFarlane - 1 Goal, 1 Assist

Greg Justason - Game Winner in a Shootout

Expert: Ratz are peaking at the Right Time

It's getting down to the "nitty gritty" time in the FIHL season and it is very evident that teams are doing everything in their power to avoid the surging Bonny River Ratz. In fact, local hockey expert Matty Walsh noted that poop stains are likely based on what he's seen. "The way the playoff are structured, teams have become very aware of where they have to finish to avoid the Ratz. The Kingfishers are probably going to get a first round bye, so we are different. The way the Ratz are playing right now has made teams play harder, I can see that. If we were in the position of some of the teams, we'd be doing everything possible to get out of the way of them guys," noted Walsh in an exclusive Voice interview.

The Ratz got shootout goals from Greg Justason and Jason McFarlane and Warren Giesbrecht slammed the door as they beat the Blacks Harbour Timberwolves 3-2 Sunday night. Jason McFarlane and Kyle Leslie scored the regulation time goals for the Ratz and Murray Tucker and Geoff Johnson potted the goals for the Timberwolves. The Ratz scored what looked like a game winner as the clock ticked down but was waved off by the officials; citing a kicking motion as the reason.

It was the second Sunday in a row that the Rodents downed the Timberwolves by identical scores.

Things the fans want to read

The local area is a hotbed of really thought provoking and nice sayings that we at the Hockey Voice felt was worth reporting on so people throughout the globe can get in on this shit.

"Take a flying fuck off rolling donut!"
"Take a flying fuck off galloping goose!"
"I used to have a shirt like that, and then the old man got a job."
"Any men's clothes where you got that shirt?"
"Here, I'll give you a big cup of fuck right off!"
""If I wanted any shit from you, I'd squeeze your head."
"I'd like to kick that thing in the nuts and break its fingers."
"She's so fucking ugly the tide wouldn't take her out."

There's many more and we will strive to capture them and bring them to you in a timely manner. This is but a few, grasshopper.

The Hockey Voice Back in Business

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It's been awhile but the staff of the Hockey Voice want the many fans to know, they are back and back in a big way. The Voice will still offer the many great pictures and general interest stories of the many characters of the area. It will be a no holds barred, shit show that all can enjoy, even if you are a fucking idiot. So hold on to your lug nuts, this might get bumpy.