"800" Puck will be in the Building tonight
Ratz star Mark Taylor shows off his 800th goal puck
Bonny River, NB - Which Ratz team will show up tonight? The one who went on a recent 9 wins in 11 game tear or the one who folded up the tent last Sunday and took a 7-1 shitkicking from the Timberwolves? It will be decided Sunday as the Ratz play the Timberwolves again at 7:40. Another great rivalry will be featured in Game 2 as St. George XXX face off against the Kingfishers at 9:10.
A few secrets are funneling out of the Ratz camp as game time gets closer. It has been reported that Mark Taylor's 800th career goal puck will be in the building tonight and that has Timberwolves goalie Andrew Dugas worried. "I know the magic that is inside that puck. To say I'm worried might be an understatement. If he gets that out and passes it around the room, no telling what might happen," said Dugas in an interview. Dugas also noted that he is also aware of how many goals Taylor has now and how he'd love to pop a couple against him. Taylor now has 898 career goals, 4 more than the Great One who finished his career at 894.
It has also been widely rumoured that the Ratz have developed a secret potion that will enable them to perform at a higher level. The Hockey Voice has been attempting to get details by using the "Right to Know Shit Act," but has been unsuccessful to date.
Meanwhile, Kingfishers General Manager Matty Walsh noted,"If I find out the Ratz are using anything illegal, I will be dumbfounded. They're all pretty clean living boys and if they have something, it will be legit. As far as that puck goes, I've had it my hands a few times and want to tell you, it works. If I was Dugas, I'd be worried."
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