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Bonny River, NB - Team Captain Joe Stevens said respeonse has been favourable overall thus far to the new product the Ratz launched. He noted, "I noticed that sales are not taking off around these parts. I am told by our marketing department that people are afraid of the Ratz. Matty Walsh has got a big push on to get the Ratz vaccine well-stocked before the game next Tuesday. That says a lot. He wouldn't eat these crackers or any of his buddies. They'd get skid marks from just picking up the box. I hear Hoffman has the Ratz Flu really bad and Matty's trying to get him fixed up before next Tuesday. Good luck with that."
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