FIHL Off Season Talk Heats Up

Cunningham Looks to Revamp Ratz Line UpMatty Walsh and Chris Richardson at Ratz Recent Charity Event

Bonny River, NB - It is the off season for the FIHL and except some charity events going on, one would think things would be quiet. However, a secret document obtained by the Hockey Voice Special Investigations Unit shows that Geoff Cunningham, Michael Gould and a gentleman identified only as "Clyde the Glide," have made a formal offer for the purchase of the Bonny River Ratz.

The move seemed to take a lot of people by surprise except Matty Walsh who claims he was approached by the trio. In fact, Walsh said, "I met with the boys in front of the bottle exchange in Georgetown a couple days ago. I was a little suspicious when I saw Gould and Cunningham, but knew that Kaw-Liga (or Elvis Pelvis as some know him as,) was legit. It sewed the deal up for me. I'm just waiting for the paperwork to come through but have a gentleman's agreement."

Walsh was recently photographed with the Ratz at a Big Brothers-in-Law Charity skate. Big Brothers-in-Law is a local charity that helps out people who do not have brothers-in-law. You just call them up and they send over a guy with 5 days growth, no job, and he will sleep on your couch and drink all your beer and eat all your food. The Ratz have long been a major supporter of the initiative and Walsh was asked to join.