St. George, NB - Jason McGrattan has made it clear that he wants his team to look the part of a big league club and has insisted that they wear formal attire to all road games. McGrattan was photographed by the Hockey Voice Thursday morning in St. Andrews wearing a very sexy white outfit with purple high heels. "I can't ask the team to wear formal clothes and then show up in a pair of holy jeans," said McGrattan when asked about his duds.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
XXX told by management to dress "formal" for road trips
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Ratz Look Ahead, Not Back
"I heard that Taylor made a speech in the room after the second period and it shows how he is feeling the pressure of losing more than the rest of us. He noted that nobody is expecting anything from the rest of us as they don't have 800 + career goals. Now, on the surface that may sound a bit conceited, but I always believe that if it's true, it ain't bragging," said a very dejected Stevens.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
McGrattan: "Way to go Moffitt, but I'm staying on the ground"
St. George, NB - Jason McGrattan said he just heard about Andrew Moffitt's new flying truck and although he applauds his efforts, he feels he would be better off on the ground.
"I like to have a few beer and get on this little ride I have. It's where I feel comfortable and if Moffitt wants to fly, he should fill his boots," said a very relaxed McGrattan late Monday.
Moffitt: Dodge Builds World's First Flying Truck
St. Stephen, NB - Ratz star Andrew Moffitt met with reporters late Monday to discuss his latest invention. Moffitt, the General Manager at Moffitt Dodge Chrysler in St. Stephen has built the world's first flying truck and it's a Dodge.
"We had a few pops and I climbed into 'er Sunday. I waited until she built up the power and I gave 'er all she had. It went for a long time but I was having trouble steering it. The people at the airport gave me a really hard time and then I landed on the roof of a restaurant. Make no mistake, I will perfect this and have it ready and on the market by next moose season," said a very shaken and stirred Moffitt.
Monday, October 26, 2009
XXX down River Rodents in Sunday Night FIHL Action
Blacks Harbour – The St. George XXX took a 2-1 second period lead and blew it wide open in the third to beat the Bonny River Ratz 6-1. Thanks to great goaltending from Nick Ganong and an anemic Ratz attack, the XXX brought their season record to 1 win and 1 loss. The 0-2 Ratz got some spectacular saves from their goalie Warren Giesbrecht, but unfortunately, he could not score. The XXX got a pair of goals from Scott Matheson and singles from Chris Hill, Darryl Cook, Kris Van Horne and Matt Stuart. The only Ratz player to bend the twines was Jason McFarlane.
After the game, Jim Buchanan met with reporters to talk about the game. "We were a bit understaffed tonight with only 10 guys. We got Shane Lee into our lineup and that was a positive thing. The only thing is I think would have needed BRUCE LEE in order to win tonight."
Friday, October 23, 2009
Jason McGrattan answers questions at FIHL Press Conference
St. George, NB – The FIHL season is not even a week old and already teams are looking ahead to prepare for the upcoming opponents. Such was Jason McGrattan, the General Manager of the St. George XXX squad. McGrattan sat down with reporters late Thursday night to discuss the game with the powerful Bonny River Ratz and noted, “They lost their first game as we did. I know that Taylor and Co. will be coming hard and we have to be prepared. When they get the lead and put up the Rat Trap, it’s virtually impossible to penetrate. I hear that Moffitt and the new guy Eric MacDonald are both coming down so it will be interesting for sure. It’s too bad we couldn’t have had this game in the middle of deer season. I ain’t saying we got poop stains worrying about them, but it’s close. I just hope Ganong doesn't get hurt.”
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Richardson: "I never knew what playing the Ratz was like"
Matty Walsh (F) helps Chris Richardson to his car Sunday night
Blacks Harbour, NB - As if Chris Richardson had never seen Mark Taylor or the Bonny River Ratz play before, he seemed surprised after the game on Sunday. Richardson left the Ratz amid a controversy on contract talks and suited up against them for the first time. Richardson noted, "I never expected that. I guess you don't know all the moves and stuff when you're playing with those guys. I could hardly walk and needed help to get to my car."
Team GM Matty Walsh was sympathetic to Richardson's plight. He said, "Now he knows what I go through when I play those guys. I tip toed around all night thinking Taylor was going to lay a big bomb on me. We managed to keep him off the sheet, but we know that ain't happening much and we have to be prepared for it."
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Movember - Changing the Face of Men's Health
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Matheson Upset over Remarks
St. George, NB - Scott Matheson says he's offended by remarks made by members of the Hockey Voice and others in the area. Matheson met with reporters Monday and explained his frustration. He noted, "I bought this necklace on the weekend. It was either late Saturday night or early Sunday, I can't remember now. Anyway, that doesn't matter. I wore it out Sunday afternoon and Matty Walsh tells me it looks like shit. I mean, that hurts. I find people are jealous when you try to be a trendsetter and clearly his remarks are brought on by jealousy."
Taylor: "Could be the end of the road for Walsh at the Voice"
Bonny River, NB - It is not known what happened to Joe Walsh on Monday as he showed up at Hockey Voice Headquarters scantily clad to say the least. Walsh has been put on suspension by the award winning publication pending an internal investigation.
Walsh's brother Matty, who also works at the Hockey Voice, noted, "He scared some people with that outfit. I think I may have smelled booze on him too. He said he works out regularly so it's pretty scary to think what he must have looked like before. I guess he had a great Thanksgiving."
Ratz and FIHL Pay Tribute to Wayne Barrett
Blacks Harbour, NB - As the start of the 2009-2010 season approached, the players in the FIHL were filled with anticipation and as Sunday night got closer, a stark reality hit. The fact that Wayne Barrett would never hit the freeze with his buddies again was one that was tough to wrestle with even though many had attended his funeral or had spoke or visited with his family. To properly pay tribute to someone who was so involved with hockey was not an easy task. His family's blessing was instrumental in proceeding with it and without that, it would not have happened. Allene, Brooke and Brandon all deserve the tip of our hats to come down and endure yet another sad chapter in a book that have been full of them in the last two years.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Kingfishers Spoil Ratz Season Opener
Blacks Harbour, NB – The archrival Fundy Kingfishers blew by the Bonny River Ratz 5-3 in the 2009-2010 season opener of the Fundy Industrial Hockey League. The game was never in question as the Kingfishers built up a 3-0 lead at the end of two periods and coasted from there.
Before the game a ceremony was held to pay tribute to Ratz player Wayne Barrett who lost his fight with cancer last July. Both of Barrett’s Ratz jerseys rose to the rafters to Tom Cochrane’s “Good Times.” The Ratz presented Wayne’s wife Allene and her daughter Brooke and son Brandon with Ratz jerseys emblazoned with the number 5 and Barrett on the back.
The Kingfishers were paced by Kenny Wright’s pair of goals while Chris Richardson, Matty Walsh and Jeff Ross potted singles. The Ratz offense sputtered all night but Jason McFarlane, Jack McNeill and Mark Johnson managed to bend the twine behind Kingfishers goalie Jamie Harris. Harris had the wall up all night and frustrated the Rodents shooters time and time again. Equally brilliant at the other end was Ratz tender Warren Giesbrecht who faced far more rubber and had far less support.
Ratz team captain Joe Stevens felt that although it wasn’t the result the Ratz desired, he did take some positives from the loss. Stevens added, “We are a team in transition with several new faces and they’re just trying to get used to all of our systems that we have in place. When everything clicks, this team will be a force to be reckoned with. I’m not saying this for sure, but we could very well be 23-1 at the end of the season.”
Kingfishers general manger Matty Walsh was happy with the win but also stressed that they may have caught the Ratz unprepared. He noted, “I don’t know if there is any such thing as a flat footed Rat but we may have seen a few of them tonight.”
In other FIHL action, the Blackland Twisters from St. Stephen down the Lepreau Pirates 8-2.
Eric Truman on Book Cover
Bonny River, NB - Eric Lee would not reveal the amount he was paid for his likeness being published on a book cover, but said it will give him some "beer money." Truman added, "Hey when you play for the Ratz, this just the type of exposure you get. If you play in some of the small market places, nobody knows you. It took some getting used to, but I'm okay with it now."
Friday, October 16, 2009
FIHL 2009-2010 Season Kicks off Sunday Night
Fundy Arena, Blacks Harbour, NB
Game 1 7:40 p.m. Ratz VS Kingfishers (Wayne Barrett Tribute)
Game 2 9:10 p.m. Blackland Twisters VS Lepreau Pirates
Walsh Welcomes Old Friend to Kingfishers
Blacks Harbour, NB - When the puck drops Sunday night, it will be all business as Chris Richardson makes his debut with the Fundy Kingfishers. Richardson, who turned down an offer by the Ratz, will face his old team for the first time.
Kingfishers GM Matty Walsh met with reporters Friday morning after meeting with the controversial player. He noted, "He looks different than the last time I saw him, that's for sure. I think he will intimidate opponents but probably not Taylor."
Hockey Superstars Put Differences Aside for Charity
Pennfield, NB – It had all the glitz and glamour that you would expect if two hockey superstars were to appear on a small town TV Auction. As Bonny River Ratz star Mark Taylor and Blacks Harbour Timberwolves General Manager Dan Levesque made their way through the hoards of onlookers, one would think there was a royal visit under way. The two icons along with host Morris Harris spoke of the trials and tribulations of playing in the FIHL and all the pressure on the players to succeed in such a hockey crazed area.
Levesque spoke briefly on his way out. He noted, “My agent never mentioned the length of time involved when I got booked, but I’m okay with everything as it was for a good cause. I got to trash some people on TV and that’s always enjoyable. Taylor tells me that it’s quite possible the show will be nominated for an Emmy but we’ll get cross that bridge when we come to that.”
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Levesque and Taylor to Appear on Channel 10 TV Auction
Pennfield, NB - Thursday night, October 15 at 8 p.m. on Rogers Cable Channel 10 Mark Taylor and Dan Levesque will be making a guest appearance on the annual Kin Club TV Auction. They will of course, be discussing the upcoming 2009-2010 season and touch on Levesque's team The Blacks Harbour Timberwolves climb to the top last season. In fact, Levesque will bring along the Fish Bowl. Other issues will include the events taking place this weekend involving Wayne Barrett and talk about their respective clubs' roster moves.
During their spot they will pitch in and help out with the business side of the event and that is to entice people to bid on the articles up for grabs. Funds from the auction will be used in the many Kin Club ventures including the helping of less fortunate families at Christmas time.
Please make sure you tune in for this very worthy event.
Blacks Harbour hockey fraternity to honour fallen friend
Sunday at 7:40 p.m. the Bonny River Ratz, of the Fundy Industrial Hockey League, will hold a sweater retirement ceremony for Barrett. Wayne’s wife, Allene, and their daughter, Brooke, and son, Brandon, will be in attendance as his number 5 will rise to the rafters. “This is something that we planned a while ago and got the blessing of the family before proceeding,” said Wayne’s friend and long-time Ratz teammate Mark Taylor. “The core of our team has been together for a long time and Wayne was a part of that and we do not want to forget him. We are planning something that we know Wayne would have approved of and appreciated immensely.”
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Justason on Trip to Grand Manan, Ratz hope to have him back for tonight's tilt
Bonny River, NB - Due to travel plans gone bad, Ratz star Greg "Crusty" Justason was not available to play Sunday night. Justason was away on business in Grand Manan all week and due to scheduling problems, his vessel didn't arrive in time to play. Team captain Joe Stevens said, "We're not worried about Justason. We know he's in great shape as he always is when the puck drops. I think that some of the other teams should be worried as we feel this will be another breakout year for him. Stay tuned on this one. If he gets back on the BIG LINE with me and Taylor, he will do some damage."
Stevens Still Mum on New Signing
Bonny River, NB - The 2009-2010 season gets under way this Sunday and Ratz Team Captain Joe Stevens is keeping his cards close to his chest. Stevens noted, "If it's really killing you and you really have to know who the last piece to our puzzle is, come down to the Fundy Arena tonight. This guy will be suiting up for us in our second exhibition game. We appreciate Shane Watson's contributions to the club and wish him all the best in his future endeavours. We have moved on and this would have to qualify as a major addition to the Ratz. No further questions please."
Monday, October 12, 2009
Watson Announces Retirement
Bonny River, NB - As training camp winds down, and roster moves are still being made, Shane Watson announced he will not be joining the Ratz for the 2009-2010 season. A club official said he spoke to Watson Monday and confirmed the news. The retirement of Watson and the mentioning of new signings coming soon, have fueled speculation that the Ratz are on the verge of making a bombshell deal. Joe Stevens mentioned the team was not done dealing yet but refused to go in to any further details as it had not been finalized with the player (s) and double-checked for cap issues.
New Look Ratz Impressive in Exhibition Tilt
Friday, October 9, 2009
Harris Dissatisfied with Walsh Roster Moves
Blacks Harbour, NB - The shock waves were still being felt at Kingfishers Headquarters Friday morning as Assistant General Manager Jamie Harris stormed away from reporters. Harris was visibly distraught by the string of roster moves made by his partner Matty Walsh.
Harris noted in a top secret press release to the Hockey Voice, "I've got to start exercising my 50 % ownership in the Kingfishers. As Stevens said, we are picking up other people's castaways. I think Walsh is taking it personal, as he too is a castaway of the Ratz. Before you know it, it will be Walsh, Richardson, O'Halloran, up front for the Kingfishers, with Monaghan and Frost on the point and Dugas between the pipes as the starting line for the Kingfishers; all castaways of the Ratz. I will not let this happen. And it's one thing for Walsh to hold a grudge against a team that told him to walk, but what did the Lepreau team ever do to him to want him to steal Matt Dewar off their active roster? I remember going to the circus when I was a kid and watching the guy walk around behind the elephants catching all the big turds. I guess Matty Walsh must have been at the same circus I was."
Richardson Signs 1 Year Deal with Kingfishers
Bonny River, NB - The news about disgruntled player Chris Richardson signing a one year deal with the Fundy Kingfishers was received with surprise at Ratz headquarters Friday morning. Team captain Joe Stevens said, "We wish Richardson all the best with his new team. As I have noted in the past, it is amazing what junk people will pick up when you throw stuff away. This has joke written all over it. Just when I thought Walsh had scraped the barrel dry, he comes up with something like this."
Meanwhile, Richardson was philosophical in his summation of the deal. He noted, "It’s disappointing to be let go by the Ratz but the pressure to perform was too much to handle. Playing with legends like Taylor, Stevens and Moffitt have helped me improve my game but not enough to stick with the big club. My role was with the Ratz for 2009-2010 would have been one of carrying water bottles and stuff. It has been a valuable experience but I am looking forward to suiting up for the Kingfishers in the 2009-2010 season."
Thursday, October 8, 2009
McGrattan Unveils XXX Strategy for 2009-2010 Season
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Kingfishers Release Details of 2009-2010 Plan
#1 – Jamie Harris
#2 – Cush Thompson
#3 – Kenny Wright
#4 – Matt Walsh
#6 – Frank Richard
#8 – Aaron MacQuarrie
#9 – Greg Groom
#10 – Jeff Ross
#11 – Chris Hoffman
#12 – Robin Heelis
#13 – Matt Dewar
#15 – Josh Bagley
#17 – Chad Chambers
#27 – Deke Cheney
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
McGrattan: "Don't Forget About XXX"
St. George, NB - Jason McGrattan says he wants to caution people that sometimes the odds makers are wrong and that his team is ready to challenge this year. He noted, "I have put on some weight, real muscle over the summer and nobody is pushing this cat around anymore. Anybody that shoves me will get 'er back twice as hard."
Walsh: "Ratz Ranked #1 in Las Vegas"
Bonny River, NB - The 2009-2010 season can't start fast enough for Jim Buchanan. He has been on a steady regiment all summer and is pumped to say the least. Buchanan noted, "Taylor has once again surprised me with the quality of guys he has signed. Just about all of our team could at least play in the AHL and some even higher. Keith Hoyt, Eric MacDonald, Rick McFarlane and Josh Young are all household names. Someone was saying this will be another breakout year for Taylor and you know that's not a good sign for the rest of the league. I've got really strong fingers to hold onto his coattails and I'm going along for the ride and what a ride it will be. Peace."
Meanwhile, Hockey Voice VP of Photography Matty Walsh revealed what most people already knew. The Bonny River Ratz are ranked #1 in Las Vegas according to recent publications.
Ratz and Kingfishers to Meet in Preseason Tilt
Monday, October 5, 2009
Harris Undergoes Major Operation to Help out with Goaltending
Kingfishers to Try New Playtex Equipment in 2009-2010
Blacks Harbour, NB - Matty Walsh says his club has signed a new deal with Playtex and they are wearing a revolutionary new product. Walsh said, "It's called the T Pad and it protects the chest area primarily. Hoffman tried it out and said it's comfortable and offers great support and protection. We hope that it will catch on and perhaps other teams will follow suit. When you're blocking shots, you want to be protected everywhere."