Mahar Pokes Hole in Allegations About Walsh

World Famous Crime Fighter Brought In

Sheriff Johnny Borthwick Searches for Clues

Blacks Harbour, NB – There has been a break in the case of the missing Fish Bowl. A tip from Jeremy Mahar has shone new light on the allegation that Matty Walsh was the perpetrator in the theft. Mahar’s astute police work arose from his knowledge of Walsh’s most common characteristic and that being his fondness for wearing joggers. Mahar noted, “There is a 0% chance that is Matty. All the proof that I need is the fact that the alleged thief is not wearing joggers.”

Bonny River Sheriff Johnny Borthwick was on hand to survey the crime scene and concurred with Mahar’s assessment. Borthwick said, “Mahar has hit the nail on the head. We are looking at other avenues at our disposal right now. We are not ruling out an inside job. Mr. Dugas’ anger appeared to be contrived and bit overdone. I am too old of a dog to get screwed by a pup.”