Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Joe Walsh Under Fire at Hockey Voice

Joe Walsh Sports Offensive T Shirt

Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Joe Walsh's day as Entertainment Critic for the Hockey Voice may be numbered. When a photo surfaced of Walsh in a very offensive T shirt, the management was quick to act. Chris Richardson said, "This stuff is not what the Voice is all about. It just sends the wrong message. We will be making a decision on Walsh's future soon."
Even brother Matty Walsh spoke out about it. He noted, "If that's the type of thing that flies in Toronto, I certainly don't want any part of that. Even I was offended and that's saying a lot."

Ganong Tackles Lions, Issues Warning to Stevens

Nick Ganong with "Harry"



St. Stephen, NB - A lot can be said about Nick Ganong, but not many people are doubting his courage these days. The Hockey Voice visited the journeyman goaltender recently and he showed off his pet lion, Harry. Ganong said, "When I was confronted by Joe Stevens, at first I thought he was joking. I soon realized that he wanted to dance a little. Really? That guy plays with a big fat bunny? He's a friggin' joke."
Joe Stevens with Giant Bunny

Monday, June 29, 2009

Walsh Upset of Partying Ways of Groom and Harris

Jamie Harris and Greg Groom Party Saturday

Blacks Harbour, NB - A very distraught Matty Walsh met with reporters Sunday. He said, "We won a ball hockey tournament a week or so ago and Groom and Harris are acting like it was today. Harris has lost so much weight, you wouldn't know it was him. I'm sick of it and it had better slow down pretty soon."

McGrattan Reacts Swiftly to Stevens' Aggression

Jason McGrattan at the Beach Sunday

St. George, NB - Jason McGrattan was greeted late Sunday by a mob of reporters looking for comment on the Joe Stevens-Nick Ganong controversy. McGrattan said, "I heard about it and I'm not happy about it. Geez, it's late June and this stuff is still going on? I'm definitely not burying my head in the sand and pretending it's not happening. We're thinking of sending some boys to Bonny River to talk this thing out."


Ganong "Not Afraid' of Threats from Stevens

Joe Stevens Threatens Physical Harm to Nick Ganong

St. Stephen, NB - Nick Ganong met briefly with the usual throng of reporters Monday morning. Ganong reacted to the Hockey Voice report of he and Joe Stevens engaging in a conflict over the weekend. Ganong said, "This is the same old stuff with Stevens. He's been doing that crap for years and I'm not afraid. I have passed this along to league officials and it will be dealt with appropriately I assume."

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Vintage Picture Captures Ratz Teammates in their Prime

Joe Stevens and Greg "Crusty" Justason

Celebration Ongoing with Victorious Ball Hockey Team

Scott Matheson, Chris Hoffman and John Jay Mix it Up with Unidentified Ball Hockey Fans

Walsh Announces "Name My Club" Contest

Matty Walsh in Grand Opening Costume

Blacks Harbour, NB - Matty Walsh has announced a contest whereby he is going to let the customers name his club.

He noted, "I was gonna call it CH's but decided against it. I've kinda got my outfit all made up so if somebody can come up with something that has C and H in it, I'd be happy to use it. The winner may win an all expenses trip to Bonny River, go on a 4 wheeler ride, and get to sit in a real life treestand. Stay tuned."

Hockey Voice Staff Party a Big Success

Chris Richardson, Matty Walsh and Joe Walsh Pose for Photo

Bonny River, NB - Hockey Voice VP Chris Richardson met with reporters Thursday morning after the award winning publication had just had a big brain-storming session the night before.

He noted, "We find that getting together allows us to focus on the big issues and make sure we are all on the same page. If we want to stay on top, we have to have our wits about us. Right now, our readership is at an all-time high."


Stevens Shows Off New Physique and Sends Message

Joe Stevens at Ratz Headquarters on Wednesday

Bonny River, NB - If the new tattoos are any indication, it appears Joe Stevens is looking for a new tougher and meaner image. The Ratz hired a firm that specializes in image building and recommended this to Stevens. Stevens noted, "This is the same company Matty Walsh and the boys use and look at how tough they appear to be. By the way, I'm ready to go if anybody wants to stop by for a couple minutes."


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Walsh Announces Strippers at Club, Legal Issues May Shut it Down

Matty Walsh (C) with Alleged Strippers for his New Club

Hyslop Says "I'll be Ready for Puck Drop This Fall"

JJ Hyslop Ruins a Pair of Jeans But Makes His Point

Walsh Offers Package Deal for $32.00



Blacks Harbour, NB - In an effort to generate revenue for his new club, Matty Walsh has come up with a package deal that will probably increase the interest. Walsh met with reporters briefly and noted, "I want to let everybody know I'm serious. I am not going away. This club thing will go ahead as planned. I'm just a little short on bucks right now."

If you've ever run over somebody's pet, take a look at this......


Monday, June 22, 2009

Friends Warn Cunningham About Steroids

Latest Picture has Cunningham's Friends Worried about his Health

Matty Walsh: "My Brother is Nothing but a Show off!

Joe Walsh Does Magic Trick in Toronto on Saturday Night

Friday, June 19, 2009

Haris Issues Warning


Stevens Fails in Tour de France Bid

Joe Stevens Just Outside Paris

Weatherby "Regrets" Tattoo Incident

Ryan Weatherby says his tattoo was supposed to say "Have Fun with the Police"

McGrattan to Appear in New Coca Cola Ads

Jason McGrattan in Front of New Ads to Hit Stores Soon

Old Beer Ad Still Holds True Today


Walsh Gives Thumbs up for Both New Charlotte County Flicks

Two New Action Thrillers on the Way this Summer

Geoff Cunningham is Captain Enema

Greg Groom is the Blue Bunny

Hockey Voice Entertainment Critic Joe Walsh

Toronto, Ontario, Canada - I've been busy but I can always make time when Charlotte County's film makers come out with new movies like the ones I'm reviewing this week. It's balls to the wall action with plenty of great acting. Somebody must have heard me say, "Turn down the suck, turn up the good!"

Captain Enema

It starts a little slow, but Cunningham, despite the title, shows the bad guys he's taking no shit from them. The movie is hilarious in parts especially with Cunny's great delivery. There's the scene where his friend dies playing checkers. He told the guy KING ME, but he must have not heard him correctly and subsequently was killed. Cunningham is then called in to investigate. There's plenty of cameo appearances by some of Charlotte County's biggest stars. My brother Matty Walsh plays himself, the hard-working, energetic, clean living hockey player who is out to fight evil in the underworld of Charlotte County. This one has two thumbs up; all the way up!

Blue Bunny

Greg Groom plays a crime fighting superhero called the Blue Bunny. It is a playful flick that is sure to be in for a Golden Partridge Award next year. Groom lives in a hole in the forest and comes out at night to take on the bad guys. He almost becomes road kill, but his fast reflexes saved him. The premise may seem a bit silly, but this one had more than one tear coming out of this reviewer's eyeballs. Groom shows off his great acting skills and doesn't rely heavily on a supporting cast. I'm giving this one two lucky rabbit feet up!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Old Gang Photo Causes Stir


New Product a Definite Requirement for all Smokers


Boudreau Shows off New Tattoo at Ball Hockey Tournament

Larry Boudreau and the Beautiful tattoo

Vintage Photo of Jamie Harris Surfaces

Jamie Harris as the Nintendo Super Hero

Stevens Upset with Cat People

Sign Outside Ratz Headquarters in Bonny River

Bonny River, NB - Joe Stevens said he's had just about enough of people dropping off cats at Bonny River Ratz Headquarters on the city's main drag. In fact, things have become so bad, the word "SHERIFF" is being used in his latest sign. Stevens said, "I don't like to bother Sheriff Johnny Borthwick about the little stuff but sometimes you just use that name to scare people."

Stevens Upset with Cat People

Health Inspectors Have Issues with Walsh's "New Club"

Sign on the Back Doors of the "Club"
Uni-Sex Washroom at the "Club"
Blacks Harbour, NB - Matty Walsh said he just wanted to "run a legit business," and now the government has stepped in and made it virtually impossible to move forward with his plan.
Walsh said,"The regulations for this type of business are outrageous. I have to have men and women's washrooms? I had a uni-sex one set up out back that was temporary. I put up a sign to warn people not to block my fire exits and they have a problem with that. My hands are tied boys. It's a shame because this place would be rocking. I got Juggy's band all booked. They learned some English songs and sound really good. It ain't over yet boys."

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Walsh Announces Drink Specials at "The Club"


McGrattan to Release New French Polka Rap Album

Jason McGrattan and his Band

Stevens Issues Warning to Would Be Robbers

Joe Stevens Poses with Gun, Rocking Shorts and Home Made Sign

Cunningham Plays Down Hockey Voice Photo

Joe Stevens, Geoff Cunningham and Greg Groom with Unnamed Lady

Blacks Harbour, NB - Geoff Cunningham said he was "boiling mad" when he heard the Hockey Voice was publishing a photo of ball hockey players with a hot looking lady.

Cunningham noted, "There was nothing going on. Sure she was hot, but we don't need this crap in the Hockey Voice. The Hockey Voice was supposed to take a few pictures and a little write up, but it appears it is only interested in doing doing dirt. I know I didn't do anything wrong but I can't speak for Groom or Stevens."


Monday, June 15, 2009

Walsh: "I grew a lot as a person this past weekend"




Hoffman and Matheson Team up in New Business Venture

Chris Hoffman and Scott Matheson now giving out FREE Advice
No appointments necessary!

Harris Copes with Dust at Tourney


Hoffman Lands the Big One!

Chris Hoffman Shows off Big Fish from the Weekend (Nice outfit)

Stevens: "Cunny's Tournament Had Plenty of Balls"

The quote of the weekend goes to Matty Walsh -

"With Jeremy Mahar, Greg Hooper and Jamie Harris here, I'd say we have a ton of goaltending!"

All-time greats Jamie Harris and Larry Boudreau share a moment during Sunday's action

Greg Hooper heats up between the pipes on Saturday
Cunningham tries to buy off officials to no avail

Joe Stevens Offers Last Minute Instructions to Jamie Ross
Team Cunny - Brad Stuart, Greg Hooper, Geoff Cunningham, Josh Cook, Matt Moorehouse
Jason McGrattan takes a much deserved break
Youth Division Champs - Chris Hawkins, Brandon Mattie, Blake Johnson, Mike Greenlaw, Brad Matser (kneeling)
St. Stephen Boys - Ryan McGregor, Jeff Penny, Ryan Weatherby, Don Theriault, Bill Booth
Joe Stevens Threatens Geoff Cunningham with Stick