The Hockey Voice : Walsh Gives Thumbs up for Both New Charlotte County Flicks

Friday, June 19, 2009

Walsh Gives Thumbs up for Both New Charlotte County Flicks

Two New Action Thrillers on the Way this Summer

Geoff Cunningham is Captain Enema

Greg Groom is the Blue Bunny

Hockey Voice Entertainment Critic Joe Walsh

Toronto, Ontario, Canada - I've been busy but I can always make time when Charlotte County's film makers come out with new movies like the ones I'm reviewing this week. It's balls to the wall action with plenty of great acting. Somebody must have heard me say, "Turn down the suck, turn up the good!"

Captain Enema

It starts a little slow, but Cunningham, despite the title, shows the bad guys he's taking no shit from them. The movie is hilarious in parts especially with Cunny's great delivery. There's the scene where his friend dies playing checkers. He told the guy KING ME, but he must have not heard him correctly and subsequently was killed. Cunningham is then called in to investigate. There's plenty of cameo appearances by some of Charlotte County's biggest stars. My brother Matty Walsh plays himself, the hard-working, energetic, clean living hockey player who is out to fight evil in the underworld of Charlotte County. This one has two thumbs up; all the way up!

Blue Bunny

Greg Groom plays a crime fighting superhero called the Blue Bunny. It is a playful flick that is sure to be in for a Golden Partridge Award next year. Groom lives in a hole in the forest and comes out at night to take on the bad guys. He almost becomes road kill, but his fast reflexes saved him. The premise may seem a bit silly, but this one had more than one tear coming out of this reviewer's eyeballs. Groom shows off his great acting skills and doesn't rely heavily on a supporting cast. I'm giving this one two lucky rabbit feet up!

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You might be from Charlotte County if......

1. You wear jogging pants and you have never gone and have no intention of going jogging.

2. You have barbecued baloney.

3. Your marriage proposal includes “You’re gonna have a what?”

4. You have picked up some beer on the way to work.

5. You have pictures of yourself beside giant weed plants.

6. Your wedding picture has a stick of tips in the background.

7. Your first words when you come out of a coma are, “Did I miss hunting season?”

8. You have ever used your kids swing set to pull the engine out of your vehicle.

9. The centerpiece on your lawn used to get 30 miles to the gallon.

10. You can’t find your lawnmower.

11. You have ever said “The war is on!” after you find out somebody is using your treestand.

12. You have ever complained about how dirty your white socks get when you wear sandals.

13. You have ever said, “Want a hit off that thing, Mom?”

14. You buy beer to expand your summer wardrobe with hats and shirts.

15. You refuse to slide in softball because you don’t want to crush your smokes.

16. You have a road sign under your wood stove.

17. You’ve watched the Stanley Cup playoffs in your underwear.

18. Your discarded freezer now holds your garbage.

19. You’ve worn a beer T shirt to a parent-teacher interview.

20. You know all the cast on the Trailer Park Boys, but don’t know your local MP or MLA.

21. You have ever checked your oil at a funeral.

22. You’ve thrown a party just to get the empties.

23. You have to get work done to your “rigging” and everybody knows you’re not going to a mechanic.

24. You cried the day your son/daughter first got served at the liquor store.

25. You’re paying higher payments on your 4 wheeler than your engagement ring.

26. You’re saving your beer bottles to buy a 4 wheeler.

27. You’ve ever been in a “racket” over booking vacation time for moose or deer season.

28. You check the Court News to see if any of your hockey, softball, darts, or crib teammates is going for a “trip.”

29. You have put an ad in the paper telling people to return shit that you have had stolen from you.

30. You use an abandoned or broken down in your yard car as lawn furniture.

31. You have ever paid a bill with beer and/or weed.

32. You have ever said “I got one of them home,” if somebody asks you it you want a bag.

33. You have ever told somebody they had “nice looking pigs and/or nice looking firewood.”

34. You’ve ever poked the old man in the mouth at Christmas for “being a prick.”

35. You wouldn’t go to a party because “All’s gonna be there is a buncha dinks.”

36. The brewery laid off a shift when your Dad died.

37. The entertainment at your wedding was a boom box.

38. You broke a toe when your belt buckle hit it.

39. You’ve muted your TV before farting.

40. You’ve had to move a baby seat to make love.

41. You bought dinner at a pet shop.

42. Your cheques feature pictures of dogs fighting.

43. Your pen pal is a guy you “did weekends with.”

44. You’re banned from all your son’s sporting events.

45. Making your bed disturbs at least three animals.

46. The dentist tells you both your teeth have cavities.

47. You’ve missed more than a week’s work with heartburn.

48. You whistle at women at a funeral.

49. You’ve switched over to beer to sober up a bit.

50. You’ve put a sign “No more toking” inside your house.

51. You answered your cellphone at a wedding.

52. Going for a drive involves “catching ‘er in gear.”

53. You have no idea how many pets you have.

54. Your snowshoes are actually tennis rackets.

55. You’ve ever sang at a pet’s funeral.

56. If “playing caps with friends” is mentioned in your obituary.

57. If you’ve ever put .22 shells in a woodstove to liven things up at a camp.

58. If you've ever put in your Moneysaver or Courier ad "Good for a camp."

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Friday, June 19, 2009

Walsh Gives Thumbs up for Both New Charlotte County Flicks

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