Scammell Shows Off New Wheels and Lady

Eric Scammell with new ride and unnamed lady in back

Pudge Makes Public Apology

"I Can't Help it, I just can't help it!" - Pudge Lee

Chambers Discovers New Band

Chad Chambers (Background) with lead singer of "Super Somethings"

Joe Walsh and Jamie Harris Rock on Stage to Super Somethings

Moffitt and Richardson Head Up St. Stephen Bike Gang

Chris Richardson (Back) and Andrew Moffitt (Front)

Joe Walsh Back from Fact Finding Mission

Joe Walsh Returns from Hunting Trade Show

Stevens Narrowly Escapes Arrest at Protest

Police Attempt to Arrest Joe Stevens at Mud Run Protest Last Weekend

Ratz Announce New Mascot

Bonny River Ratz Mascot "Rootie the Rat"

Harris Sends in Family Reunion Photo

Jamie Harris (Middle) and Family at High School Graduation Party

Stevens Meets Beauty Queen

Joe Stevens Takes a Peek at Miss Phuket

Walsh Opens up New Business Venture

The Dr. Phil of Charlotte County Opens Up Shop

Looking for good "Yo momma" Jokes

If you have any good Yo momma jokes, send them along. Here is an example of what we're looking for.

• Yo momma is so old Moses was in her yearbook.
• Yo momma is so old there wasn't any history class when she went to school.
• Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her kicking can and I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."

People are Like Slinkies

Bagley Launches "Horned up"

Josh Bagley Meets with Reporters

Blacks Harbour, NB - Josh Bagley has announced a new line of erectile dysfunction remedy called "Horned up." Bagley said, "It contains a lot of secret ingredients, but I will tell you it does have ground up moose antlers in it. I have been getting really positive feedback on it. One guy told him a cat couldn't crawl up the big fella with a set of chains on after he took the stuff so that's good."

Walsh Busy Preparing Hunting Camp in Toronto

Joe Walsh and Hunting Cat Relax for a Brief Moment

Toronto, Ontario - The response has been "all positive" according to Joe Walsh. That's his summation of his first week in business with his urban hunting plan in Toronto.

He noted, "I didn't have a lot of start up money and basically just sold me beer bottles. I am using my cat right now as a hunting dog, but hope to get a wiener lab by fall. I hear they're the best. Lots of people have dropped by and expressed some interest so it's all good. I'm cooking a big charge of chili made with some mystery meat I had laying around from last trip back east. These city boys woof that shit right down. I put in for a permit to get some pigs out front and that will help out with grocery bill come hunting season.

Last fall if you can believe it, I was the only guy in my neighbourhood with a moose license and nobody even came and asked me if they could carry the second gun. I called and called for 3 days straight and the only answer I got was from some wino laying on the sidewalk. I wasn't long kicking that thing in the bag."

Walsh Gets Rowdy at Gould's House, Gould Takes Action

Matty Walsh at Mike Gould's House During Game 7 of Pens-Caps Game

Matheson Vies to be Charlotte County's First Astronaut

Scott Matheson Tests out Space Craft
Matheson on the Hunt for Parts

St. George, NB - Scott Matheson has made headlines throughout the local area with his daredevil ways lately. Three bowls of beans and wieners and an 8 pack propelled high into the atmosphere on Wednesday. Then, early Friday, he was spotted on St. George's busy Main Street looking for some spare parts. Matheson said, "This is really a big thing, boys. We are witnessing history in the making. I may be the first astronaut in Charlotte County, but NASA has told me I was the first fart-propelled spacecraft. If I can get the bugs worked out of this, I'm opening this up to the public and going big time with it."

The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends

Stevens Engaging in Dangerous Behaviour

Joe Stevens Dives in Pool While Carl Chambers and Jim O'Halloran Look on

Bonny River, NB - The Hockey Voice has learned that Joe Stevens is behaving erratically and may be breaking team rules by diving in his pool. Jim O'Halloran and Carl Chambers were on hand and O'Halloran encouraged the behaviour by hollering in his best Yosemite Sam voice, "I paid ma two bits to sees the high-diving act and I wants to see the high-diving act!!!!!!"

Walsh and Groom on the Outs Again

Matty's Walsh Latest Attempt to Ward Off Greg Groom

Blacks Harbour, NB - Kingfishers teammates seem to shrug it off, but it appears a rift has started again between Greg Groom and Matty Walsh. A sign posted in Lake Utopia outside Walsh's parent's summer home has caused some issues internally. Walsh said, "I didn't mean anything personally, and I don't think he took it that way. This is the Hockey Voice trying to start trouble where it doesn't exist. Just because I don't like somebody or find them interesting, doesn't mean I can't play hockey with them and be buddies."

Groom responded, "I know he doesn't like me. I don't like him. He's an asshole but we can still be buddies. What's wrong with people? Can't they see that?"

Joe Walsh Opens up Hunting Camp in Toronto

Walsh's Treestand Outside his Toronto Apartment

Walsh & "Serious Heat"

Toronto, Ontario - In hopes of capitalizing on the hot outdoors market, Joe Walsh has opened up a hunting camp in Toronto. Walsh met with reporters late Sunday and said, "Right now In have the one treestand all set up and hope to be getting more. I had a bit of a racket with the city over something stupid about putting treestands in their property. I put up my own right in the dooryard and they kiss my ass for all I care. I am the only guide right now, but if anybody from back home wants to come up and work for a few weeks, I can pay you under the table or give you stamps, whatever works. In the fall I hope to be able to offer some packages where you can come and hunt and just pick some tips to pay off your bill at the camp. I went out yesterday and got about 100 sticks to put the tips on when the time comes. Some idiot from the city was chasing me around the park on my 4 wheeler. I was gonna get off and kick his ass but I was trying to get home to see the hockey game. I'm lining up buyers for the tips right now and hope to have a place to make wreaths too. Pass the word around boys."

Cunningham Issues Warning "Let's Go a Couple Rounds"

Geoff Cunningham Shows Off Buff Body

Pennfield, NB - Geoff Cunningham noted on Sunday that he's "pretty well had enough" of all the talk about his purchase of the Ratz. Cunningham said, "If Stevens or any of them other hillbillies in Bonny River wanna go a couple rounds, my number is in the book. I am forging ahead with my plan and will move the team to Pennfield if I have to. I hear there's a petition going around in Bonny River to keep the team there, but if I want to haul ass, I'll certainly do it. Gould has been consulting our legal team to make sure we can do what we say we can do. From now on, please direct all inquiries to Dewey, Soakem & Howe. They are our lawyers handling this particular transaction."

Chambers Nails Big Kitty

Carl Chambers with Champion Size Kitty

Bonny River, NB - Carl Chambers couldn't let Joe Stevens grab the headlines and shot a large cougar late Saturday. Chambers said, "This thing was big enough to get on it's back and ride it. If I would have had a couple more beer, I would have tackled it. I don't know how it got to be so big, maybe it ate one of Stevens' rabbits, how would ya know?"

Stevens Re-Captures Family Pet Just in Time for Mother's Day Feast

Joe Stevens with Pet Rabbit

Bonny River, NB - It took many months but Joe Stevens finally caught up with his long lost pet rabbit. Stevens said he got out of his cage in late 2008 and was too quick on his feet for Stevens to catch him. He appeared over the weekend and had grown considerably and Stevens tackled him.

In a related story, Stevens entertained guests from around the community at his place on Sunday for a wonderful Mother's Day Dinner, complete with rabbit stew and all the fixings.

Harris Pulls off Exorcist Stunt, Will be Able to Watch Puck Better

Bagley Suffers Bad Fall, Should be Ready for 2009 - 2010 Opener

Taylor and Stevens Acting Hard in the Hood

Brand New Hockey Voice Feature!

This new feature will contain things that will hopefully leave you saying,

"Whale Oil Beef Hooked!"

Ratz Star Andrew Moffitt walks his herd of cats to keep in shape This guy bombs around the Bay of Fundy in a 60 ft. harvest boat

(Jared Borthwick)

Reasons Why Men Shave Their Heads

Richardson in Trouble with Environmental People

Chris Richardson on the Banks of St. Croix River

Mayfield, NB - An investigation is under way by the Dept. of Environment after a picture of Chris Richardson spilling urine into the St. Croix River surfaced late Tuesday. Richardson said, "I have been swilling a pile of beer lately and we just going for a drive and I had to go for like a half an hour. I didn't think the Hockey Voice would turn me in. I guess the economy has made rats out of a lot of people."

MacDonald Develops New Lawn Care Method

Tee2Green Lawncare's New Invention

Beaver Harbour, NB - Apparently, Ryan MacDonald said he didn't spend all winter twiddling his thumbs. The innovator and entrepreneur has developed a revolutionary lawn care method. MacDonald said, "You just call me up and I'll come and tie up my lawnmower, crank 'er up and open up a cold one and watch. It's just that easy."

Stevens Survives Gun Fight

Joe Stevens Relaxes After Gunfight

Bonny River, NB - What had been planned to be a quiet family outing, soon turned ugly for Joe Stevens Saturday night. Celebrating his daughter's birthday turned ugly when gang bangers started firing on Stevens. Although not clear on the motive, Stevens said, "If this is Cunny or Gould trying to keep me from speaking my mind about the hockey team, they had better try harder. I ain't shutting up. I will continue to reveal to the world what these two really are - a couple of bullshitters who lack the means to buy a big league hockey team." "

Harris Selling Reptiles on the Side

A Very Buff Jamie Harris Show off Turtle Display

Matheson Balloons in Off Season

XXX Star Scott Matheson Takes a Load Off

Fantastic Mother and Father's Day Gift

Ratz Put in New Measures at Head Office

New Book to Hit Store Shelves Soon

FIHL Stars Convene for Ball Hockey Play

Joe Stevens whips a slapper by goalie Kyle Leslie in Sunday play in St. George. The ball actually hit the Hockey Voice camera.

Hockey Voice Johnny on the the Spot

Eastbound lane headed toward Harbour Bridge in Saint John on May 2, 2009. A truck hauling a utility trailer had the load burst into flames. Luckily, the Hockey Voice was on hand to get a picture.

Racket in the Neighbourhood? Call Super Man!

World's Hottest Models to be at Blacks Harbour Fashion Show

Pecker Pants Productions Proudly Presents......

Blacks Harbour's Very Own

Tunnel of Love

Kneeling in Doggy Style - Matty Walsh

L to R - James Harris and Chad Chambers

Harris: Thompson Subject of Kingfishers Investigation

"Cush in the Bush" Causes Team Embarrassment

Blacks Harbour, NB - Kingfishers acting GM Jamie Harris announced Friday that Cush Thompson has been put on "leave" from the team, pending an internal investigation.

Harris said, "We have no confirmation that the chap in the picture was Cush Thompson. We are in the midst of getting a search warrant to check his tightie whities for skid marks. We have Mr. Chris Hoffman on the case as we speak. Walsh did not want anything to do with this thing citing he was in a conflict of interest. He may very well have been involved. I have no proof of anything at this time. No further comment and we are not calling this the Cush in the Bush affair so lay off that crap. No pun intended."

Richardson is the New Computer Superhero

Chris Richardson is the Installation Wizard

Great Gift Idea Courtesy of the Hockey Voice

For People Who Don't Know Dick

Bonny River, NB - We all know them. Maybe it's your spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend or maybe even your Mom or Dad, there'a soembody you know that don't know Dick. Well, the Hockey Voice has found the perfect solution - a book created solely on Dick.

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Bonny River Gang War Continues to Heat Up

Matty Walsh and His New Gang

Blacks Harbour, NB - After a very tense meeting with Joe Stevens, Matty Walsh decided it was time to fight fire with fire. A turf war about tipping, hunting and treestands has developed between the two and the gloves are now off. Walsh said, "Ain't nobody telling nobody where to hunt and tip. Me and my boys are going to take Stevens down, know what I'm saying? I'm sick up and fed of Stevens."

Hockey Voice Calms Fears of Swine Flu

Matty Walsh and Mark Taylor

Bonny River, NB - As the widespread panic grips the nation, Hockey Voice editor Mark Taylor felt it was necessary to issue a statement in hopes of calming people. Taylor said, "I had the swine flu once and I have suffered no ill effects from it, but have the uncontrollable urge in the summer to dive right into a pile of mud. You have heard the saying happier than a pig in shit, well I'm here to tell you that's no exaggeration."