"Cush in the Bush" Causes Team Embarrassment
Blacks Harbour, NB - Kingfishers acting GM Jamie Harris announced Friday that Cush Thompson has been put on "leave" from the team, pending an internal investigation.
Harris said, "We have no confirmation that the chap in the picture was Cush Thompson. We are in the midst of getting a search warrant to check his tightie whities for skid marks. We have Mr. Chris Hoffman on the case as we speak. Walsh did not want anything to do with this thing citing he was in a conflict of interest. He may very well have been involved. I have no proof of anything at this time. No further comment and we are not calling this the Cush in the Bush affair so lay off that crap. No pun intended."
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