Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Taylor releases secret ingredient to phenomenal success

Mr. Zogs Sex Wax for Hockey Sticks
Being sold by Mark Taylor - "Mr. 800"

Bonny River, NB - If you're toiling in a hockey league and would like to see your numbers increase, why not use what Mark Taylor uses, the scorer of 880 career goals? Taylor has obtained a sizable shipment of Mr. Zogs Sex Wax and is offering it up the general public as "2 pucks for 5 bucks."

In case you haven't been out of your cave in awhile, Mark Taylor is the undisputed "King of Industrial League Hockey," according to former teammates Matty Walsh and Chris Richardson.

You apply it over the tape of your stick and it flattens out the tape to allow a smoother shot and makes the blade stickier to help you control the puck for stick-handling, passing and shooting. Goalies also apply it to the shaft of their stick to help their grip.

See Mark Taylor to get your edge and get on your way to stardom. If Mr. 800 is using it, why aren't you?

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