Sunday, March 20, 2011

FIHL 2011 Playoff MVP Awards leaked to Hockey Voice

WOW! Ain't nobody gonna believe this shit!

Blacks Harbour, NB – As a top secret meeting at FIHL headquarters carried on through the night, speculation began to grow what was being discussed behind closed doors. The Hockey Voice has obtained a leaked document that outlines a very special list of awards for the 2011 FIHL PLayoff MVP.

The donors are top secret but here is a list of prizes;

· The keys to a $300 half ton (comes complete with an inspection sticker and gun rack)
· Lifetime supply of Zig Zag papers
· 1 litre jug of slug bait
· A treestand in Piskehagen for either the first week of deer season or last week (your choice).
· 100 dozen beer bottles
· 1 bottle of Mark Taylor Purple Jesus wine
· Moose call signed by Tommy Barrett

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