Thursday, March 26, 2009

Cunnigham Heads to BIG SHOW to Scout for 2009-2010 Season

Possible Ratz Buyer Geoff Cunningham

Pennfield, NB - Geoff Cunningham donned his new binoculars for reporters on Friday and says he's headed to the BIG SHOW in Quispamsis this weekend. The move has caused further speculation that Cunningham and a group of other Pennfield billionaires are poised to buy the Bonny River Ratz. Cunnigham added, "I'm going to watch the boys play and to sip a few coolies. Stevens has apparently overhauled the roster a bit and I need to see what they have. The story goes that Jamie Harris and Matty Walsh were both told they were not needed due to personality issues. Joe Walsh was told to stay in Toronto this year due to last year's performance. I also heard Frankie Richard was informed by Stevens that a drunk porcupine would be faster than him and he could leave his gear in the trunk. But you know the way it goes - ya hear so much."

Ratz representatives have not confirmed or denied the rumours that persist.


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