Thursday, March 26, 2009

Ratz Book is the Other New Release

New Book on Ratz
Bonny River, NB - After urging by many people, the Bonny River Ratz have released a book that will allow people to understand the mystique behind the franchise. Co-author Joe Stevens noted, "For years many people have come and gone and it takes a special type of individual to be one of the Ratz. Ask Matty Walsh, Shane Smith, or Joe Walsh what it means to be a Ratz player and they will say immediately - very special. We have been very careful who we have recruited and if we feel you're suitable, you're gone. Everybody knows that coming in; you can be gone as fast as you got here. By the way, you don't have to be an idiot to read this book, but it helps."
This book will teach you the basics and you can build on them and hone your skills to be a true Ratz player. Some things included are the "take no shit look," and the "what's this asshole talking about" look. There are illustrations of Stevens and other Ratz players demonstrating the proper eyebrow and facial contortions to make these and other moves possible so you can pratcice in the mirror.
The book reminds the reader again and again that "you are not on the Ratz because you're like this, you're like this because you're on the Ratz."
Former Ratz star Shane Smith has a special chapter where he outlines his experiences with the club. Smith relates how the team bonds together when the going gets tough or the when the cops are buzzing around. Smith obviously misses the comraderie of the Ratz and often harkens back to the days when he sported the red, white and blue of the Ratz.

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