Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Walsh Demotes Harris, makes announcements

Walsh: Harris had better get serious or get out!





Matty Walsh as he announces management moves




Dear 2009 Kingfishers,

It is with great pleasure as part of the executive management team that I make the following structural announcements and additions to our organization.

Effective September 1st, 2008 Josh Bagley took the role of acting marketing manager for Kingfishers Inc.

Player Signing September 28th; Sporting #17 for the black and gold is Forward (yes he wants to play forward) Jared Eugene Borthwick. For those unfamiliar with Mr. Borthwick here are some details; He has extensive minor league experience with the Silver Kings and will assist with party planning and other activities within the team.
He has been know to make the odd bet but wasn’t willing to gamble on a 2009 FIHL championship … he decided to go with the for sure thing.


Kingfishers Goalie and former VP of Player Development Jamie Harris
Also, Mr. Jamie Harris is on probation with the team until further notice. As this latest picture shows, Mr. Harris has shown an unwillingness to cease his wild ways and focus on the upcoming hockey season.



If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you!

Kind Regards,
Kingfisher Mgmt.


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