Jason McGrattan Comes Unwound at Press Conference
St. George, NB - The puck hasn't even dropped but that hasn't stopped the XXX General Manager Jason McGrattan from voicing his opinions. McGrattan, saying he has "secret league documents" that show Bonny River Ratz star forward Mark Taylor in the league scoring lead. McGrattan added, "What a bunch of crap this is. Taylor is leading the scoring race? We haven't even got ice to skate on and this is happening? I question the way the league is run. It appears that Taylor and Bags must be up to something. I saw Taylor giving Bagley money at the last meeting and said he was buying tickets. I have some ink on this one boys."
Much-maligned Director of Officiating Josh "Bags" Bagley at press conference
Meanwhile, at league headquarters, Director of Officiating Josh Bagley scrambled to explain the issue to reporters. Bagley said, "This is a problem we had with our computer system. Apparently what happened was somebody was inputting data from the league and it automatically calculated the point totals for 2008-2009. The calculation was based on career figures and the player's team roster for the upcoming season. For the record, based on these numbers, McGrattan is predicted to be around 125th place. That's what's bothering him, not what Taylor is doing."
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