Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Hill Has Amazing New Invention

Chris Hill (Front) with Buddy

Blacks Harbour, NB - The name Chiller Enterprises may not catch you eye right now, but if Chris Hill has his way, it will be everywhere soon. Hill, the President of Chiller Enterprises, has invented the "Lazy Bastard Lawn Mowing System." Hill noted, "Me and my buddy were having a beer before I mowed the lawn and I sat on the front of his 4 wheeler. He started it up and drove ahead and as they say, the rest is history. Ryan MacDonald has offered me a $1,000,000 for the patent. I figure if he's offering that, it must be worth a lot more. Pardon the expression, but I'm sitting on it for a while. Increase the peace."

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