Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Cunningham Accepts New Position but Sounds off About the Voice

Geoff Cunningham Outside Hockey Voice Headquarters

Bonny River, NB – In the second part of the re-organization of the staff, the Hockey Voice announced the assignment of Geoff Cunningham to full time head psychic. Editor Mark Taylor said, “Geoff’s experience with the paranormal has been instrumental in giving the Hockey Voice instant credibility with his amazing predictions.”

Taylor refused comment on why the Hockey Insider portfolio was taken from Cunningham and given to Joe Stevens.

However, Cunningham was caught leaving the Hockey Voice headquarters and offered, “This whole thing is political. I have been making some comments to Taylor about the Leafs re-building and the Habs apparent demise. He didn’t like it and decided to give the job to a more Habs-friendly guy like Stevens. To call this announcement bullshit would be like calling the Habs trash. I don’t care. I’ll keep doing my psychic thing and have fun. We’ll see how Stevens does.”

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