Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Richardson Makes Big Announcements

Hockey Voice VP of Operations Chris Richardson Just Before Press Conference

Bonny River, NB - The Hockey Voice's #2 guy Chris Richardson met with a gang of reporters late Tuesday night and had a few big announcements. The Hockey Voice, according to Richardson, just passed with "flying carpets" a very thorough audit of its material.

Richardson noted, "The people that came in and went over the Hockey Voice are the same ones who know how they put the caramel in Caramilk bars, just so you know. They found that everything that was published was completely accurate and I think they may have found one spelling error. This just goes to show you that we at the Hockey Voice are very credible and the readers should know this if they don't know it already. Yes, we are real."

Richardson also revealed a huge giveaway coming soon to the Hockey Voice. He said, "As you know by the site counter, we are approaching our 10,000th hit on this site. Just to show our appreciation, we have made a substantial investment in rewarding the 10,000 visitor. You could win an all expenses paid two week vacation with $10,000 US spending cash to anywhere on earth. You could win a 2010 Viper. You could win a year's supply of Pal-O-Mine bars. You could win a $2,500 gift certificate from Down on the Wall Promotions. There are other prizes to be possibly added to this. Stay tuned."


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